Earth Hottest It's Been in 2000 Years!!!

It's Global Warming!!!

We're All Going to Die!!!

It's All Bush and His SUV-Driving Fascist Buddies' Fault!!!

Many Beachfront Properties May Have Less Beach Within Centuries!!

Another Ice Age May Be Averted!!!

Growing Seasons May Be Longer In Some Areas, Yielding Even More Deadly Food!!!

WASHINGTON - The Earth is running a slight fever from greenhouse gases, after enjoying relatively stable temperatures for 2,000 years. The National Academy of Sciences, after reconstructing global average surface temperatures for the past two millennia, said Thursday the data are "additional supporting evidence ... that human activities are responsible for much of the recent warming.

Other new research showed that global warming produced about half of the extra hurricane-fueled warmth in the North Atlantic in 2005, and natural cycles were a minor factor, according to Kevin Trenberth and Dennis Shea of the National Center for Atmospheric Research, a research lab sponsored by the National Science Foundation and universities."

Anyone else notice how hilariously self-refuting this study is?

"It hasn't been this hot since Jesus and the Romans screwed it up last time with their carbon-positive water/wine conversions and their stupid phallocentric SUCs (Sport Utility Chariots)!!! No justice, No peace!!!"

Plenty of scientists think whatever warming trend we may or not be experiencing is due to cyclically variable solar output.

And gee, that would account for things getting hotter before Bush was elected, or even born. Hmm. Must not think bad thoughts. Bush Lied! People Died! Amerikkka is Ruining the World!!!! Ah, that feels better.