Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Ah, So That's What Happened to George W. Bush's Spine



Someone made a lamp out of it after Nancy Pelosi ripped it out of his back.

Trivia: The dome of the lamp was made from the top of Donald Rumsfeld's cranium, preserved carefully after the delivery of his head onto Madame Speaker's platter by GWB and then artfully bronzed by San Fran Senator DiFi. People in the Bay Area are SO creative! It's positively faboo!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just a quibble. Pelosi is a Congresswoman or Representative, not a Senator as she is called in the narrative.

6:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The lamp is a creation of southern CA artist, Beamer.

http://www.markbeam.com/

California Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi is referred to as Speaker of the House of Representatives.

http://speaker.gov/

Skewering fiascos are we?

"And now for the prophetic sound stylings of Creedence Clearwater Revival.

"Let's give it up for GWB !"

FORTUNATE SON - Creedence Clearwater Revival

Some folks are born made to wave the flag,
ooh, they're red, white and blue.
And when the band plays "Hail To The Chief",
oh, they point the cannon at you, Lord,

It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no senator's son,
It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no fortunate one, no,

Some folks are born silver spoon in hand,
Lord, don't they help themselves? oh.
But when the taxman come to the door,
Lord, the house look a like a rummage sale, yes,

It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no millionaire's son, no, no.
It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no fortunate one, no.

Yeh, some folks inherit star spangled eyes,
ooh, they send you down to war, Lord,
And when you ask them, how much should we give,
oh, they only answer, more, more, more, yoh,

It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no military son, SON, NO
It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no fortunate one, NO NO

It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no fortunate one, no no no,
It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no fortunate son, son son son :>)

2:06 PM  

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