Dhimmi Carter: "We Need Fewer Secrets"<

Here are some other things we need, Jimbo.

1. Puppy dogs who smell like raspberries.

2. Unicorns who will visit us on our birthdays.

3. Chocolate draperies.

4. Scalp-massaging car seats.

5. Air containing the recommended daily allowance of vitamins and minerals.

6. Toilet-trained newborns.

7. The Six-Hour work-week.

8. Muslims who don't think the Jews or Bush orchestrated 9/11 and don't think Infidels should either be killed or converted.

9. Human DNA without the messy Anger, Jealousy, Irrationality and Murder stuff in it.

9a. In fact, let's just make it so that everyone has all the same amount of money and stuff, so everyone gets along great!

10. Ex-Presidents who don't propagandize for the Enemy during times of war.