Zarqawi: Paradise is Overrated

The Great Iowahawk channels the Z-Man with another instant classic.

The whole thing is hysterical, but I loved this:

Now, back in the madrassa when we studied the afterlife, I always wondered what would be the last thing to go through my head. I'm pretty sure now it was one of Mahmoud's anklebones. And if you're wondering if it was painless? Imagine a full-frontal 800 degree root canal while listening to a Neil Young record. But hey, I figure no big whoop, just the admission price to heaven's eternal ho sammich.

Would someone please sign this guy?