San Francisco Cheese Smugglers
No, that's not a derogatory homophobic slur, it's an accurate description of the latest Sockin' It To The Man/effete status symbol in oh-so-rebellious San Francisco...
“Illegal cheese is a status symbol,” says Jesse. “If you can bring a fresh raw milk brie or camembert to the table, it says something about your wealth and mobility.”
The whole tawdry tale is here: Cheese-Smuggling Surrender Monkeys and their Felonious Fromage